The Change Song...

Many new and interesting tings are happening and I am back to share them all with you! (I sounded like a acting teacher I had in college for a second...weird) First, I have great news! I found a job! Best day of my life up to now (well, I have had some pretty good nights, not to many days...bust that's another blog...) I am now an employee for the wonderful world of Disney(the Disney store, to be specific), or the evil empire, however you look at them. I was so happy, I actually kissed a poster of Hannah Montana on the way out the door! I think Hannah enjoyed it, but she couldn't say anything because, ya know, she's an inatimate object. But yes, I have ajob and I'm already super excited to start on sunday. But enough about my new employer, making out with a picture of miley cyrus and all that. Let's get to the title of the song.

Change.

Everyone wants it. Needs it. Ninety percent of this years' elction is based around it. It's a cornerstone of human exsistance. Most people grow tired of monotony and need it. Whether it be a change of scenery, lover, or maybe just a change of the food you eat. But at some point, your going to want change. And if you don't want it, change will sneak right up on you and poof! Change has changed you with you even knowing it. Now that my useof the word cahng ahs borderd on criminal, onward.

I need a change of friends. Don't get me wrong, I love my boys. But that's the point. Boys. Being a straight male means that inherantly, I have a lot friends that are males. And we do the things males my age do. Play video games. Watch sports. Talk about girls/women. All the normal aspects of a guys life. But I'm tired of guys. I need a woman. And not in the "God, I need some lovin' now!" way , but they "I need a new, non-male opinoin to hear." way.

This part is in praise of women. Your are all wonderful, sweet lovely people. You think clearer, smell better, walk meaner, and sing better than guys. And when one of you eneters a room, especially a room full of guys, you not only lighten the mood, but you bring a huge breath of fresh air that would be sorley missed with out.

I haven't breathed fresh "woman filled" air in about seven months. So I bit the bullet, shallowed my pride and went...to an online dating site. Now before everybody (or the seven people who read this) goes all ape shitake mushrooms on me, hear me out. All of the friends who I have who might be of the female persuasion live...far...far...far away. And, I am slowly working my way back ito being the same happy-go-lucky, try anything guy I used to be. So now I'm trying something new for the first time in months. Now granted, looking at creepos from around the world could be a bad idea, but it is change, and right now, I need some change before my head pops.

So I'm going to give this online dating thing a try (the site OkCupid if you want to, ya know, find me or try this with me) and see if it won't help me find some new people in my area. If it succeds, then well, hey, I get my change. If not, I guess the resturant of life isn't accepting mundane bills at this time and I'll have to look else where to break it. Besides, I want to change before change comes to me. Because it's better to seek change rather than have it come to you. Life waits for no one. And neither does change. So I'm done waiting.